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~~Mellorine~~

Yoo~~

Yo! Assassins creed and One Piece are the two biggest loves of my life so it's alot of that shit + other series,games and whatnot im into. OHH and also read the about me thing

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aech-fic
Fine. No deal /shrug

aech-fic
How about no.
Dont tell me your not even the least bit interested in this. Im sure ypu have a secret need to be fucked in a dress. Hey, ill even buy the dress for you! Ill make sure its a pretty green one so it weighs up to that disturbingly green hair of yours

aech-fic
I was actually thinking me but….fucking you as hard as i can up against the wall while YOU are wearing the makeup and the pretty dress sounds like absolutely delightful blackmail material~~
Dont worry Ill make you feel good moss ball.

i’m sad and i want to have a lot of sex
—me (via sadmommy2010)

(via phlark)

Look at me while you cum.
—(via deekaylovee)

(Source: subbieblackgrl, via phlark)

slenderlock:

Problems:

  1. I want this story to be written
  2. I don’t want this story to be written by anyone but me
  3. I don’t want to write this story

(via imadethisinanapplestore)

randombosmer:

If u think about it
daedric princes can look however they want
big and strong and grotesque or pretty and feminine
but hermaeus mora just said fuck it and became eyeballs and tentacles

(Source: dagothurs, via thefandomking)

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

(Source: multifandomblogging, via thefandomking)

cassandraoftroy:

notthelittlesthobo:

I love the Pushing Daisies universe because it’s this beautiful little bright world where people live in windmills and keep bees and everyone’s jobs are things like lighthouse keeping, illusionists, and scratch-and-sniff book authors. But it’s teeming with cold-blooded murder.

(Source: andyradicalopossumtackler, via thefandomking)

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.
Anonymous

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-

sexual-koala:

I wanna run my fingers through your hair when we are cuddling but pull it when I’m fucking you.

(via phlark)